Arguing

Seriously though, people. Pet Sounds.

Jewels

Movie Night

I've spent Valentine's Day watching Full Metal Jacket, so trust me, I know my stuff.

Flowers

Bros

This strip works best if you're as well-versed in Kurtwood Smith's IMDb page as I am.

Sad Songs 3

Scotland: making scotch for the sad and gloomy music for the even sadder.
Sad Songs 1; Sad Songs 2

Dreams

Dreams: Stevie Nicks knew what was up, and TF does too.

Art Girls

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Getting Over

TF knows thoughtful contemplation requires "thinking glasses."

Public Transportation

"Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!"

Comfort Eating

Self-Destruct

Today's "Guide to Girls" serves as something of a companion to TF's last bit of advice.

A Better Man

Toilet-face teaches you how to win a girl back:

Decor

The latest handy advice from Toilet-face, just for you:

Nights Alone

Japan: usually a great source for the creepiest answer to your problem.

Loneliness

Wocka wocka wocka!

NEW YORK CITY

Tomorrow I'm bidding a fond farewell to Baltimore, my second home, to form a third in New York City. In honor and celebration of my big move, here's some new advice from Toilet-face on love in the Big Apple!

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